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Doctor CREDIBLE MEDICAL EXCUSES FOR THE ABSENT EMPLOYEE
Reasons for taking time off work vary. Be it a family emergency, a medical condition, a misunderstanding with a co-worker, a hangover or a much needed break from stress employees everywhere and anywhere from the supervisors down to the rank and file will always have reasons to absent […]
November 28th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
Fake college diplomas have become quite the collector’s item and serve as excellent conversational pieces in many situations. Now you can choose your field of interest and level of study to secure a fake diploma that will decorate your walls and create curiousity in others to want to know where you obtained it.
It is important […]
November 23rd, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book. A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2!
I was completely off base, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass is a wonderfully funny look at the how we perceive that […]
November 7th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera? Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall? Do you ponder it for a moment, wonder who is watching you watching him and then wander […]
October 13th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it. Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not!) But every marijuana smoker has probably dreamed at one point or another of living in […]
October 8th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online. Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid. Then there are the oddities – the marijuana stories which […]
October 6th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices). Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs. A recent article in BoatU.S. Magazine suggests that “the universal pumpout symbol is not generally recognized by boaters.” This may […]
September 28th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
This society’s penchant for personal branding and individuality has lead to complications. When you do not want to be identified, you will be and when you desire anonymity, you will gain notoriety.
Unlike clothes, you cannot disown a personalized business card holder with business cards in it! So what happens when your business card holder is […]
August 30th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
Disclaimer: This article in no way seeks to diminish the profession of accountants and to elevate the profession of assassins. This is simply a tongue in cheek analysis of leather briefcases as used by accountants and assassins alike. (Remember, you must love your accountant lest you find yourself in trouble with the Internal Revenue Service […]
August 30th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments
First step: complete the address you want the email to be sent to. Then, you fill in the sender’s email, subject, message and sender’s name. Before you know it, you will become an anonymailer yourself! You will be joining other hundreds of Internet users who send anonymous email messages each day. The best thing is […]
August 8th, 2008 | Posted in Humor | No Comments